Mumbai gunman sentenced to death with no chance of rehabilitation, say BBC. Yeah, death normally gets in the way of that.

New MCN Sport looks lovely. But is that a naughty subliminal message being sent out by Val Rossi on his leathers?

Lovely-looking MCN Sport has launched. But is that a naughty subliminal message on Val Rossi's leathers?

Lovely-looking MCN Sport launches this week. Mind, is that a subliminal message transmitting from Val Rossi's leathers?

Lovely-looking MCN Sport launches this week. Mind, is that a subliminal message transmitting from Val Rossi's leathers?

Lovely-looking MCN Sport launches this week. Mind, is that a subliminal message transmitting from Val Rossi's leathers?

Our Raff slept thru to 6.30. A fart and a couple of burps already. Not me, the bairn. Just been ordered from room. I'm 'too distracting'.