@Nessgoddess WINK!

If this doesn't happen in this boat ride, I ain't watching...

Gotta give this to the City Of London, they know how to make the Queen's boat ride more fun...

Day off my diet today. Yay

So, @mrsfudgecrumpet has foiled my evil sexy plan n run upstairs. Instead of chasing her I will watch a film... but which one?

I'm actually quite looking forward to The Voice final tonight. Not sure why.

Reading this now.

Currently reading this here book...

Got my avi made for the jubilee. You like?

We are struggling to choose Meg's cuddle partner for the night. Also she has too many toys.

"Ive got a good idea, Dave."
"whassat Paul?"
"lets make dog treats look like kids sweets. Fuck em right up."
"yeah. Hur hur hur"

I'm not sure, @gilescoren, but that quizzical look doesn't stop me thinking this book is about cunnilingus...

McDonald's Sahr lidd.

Got this evening's entertainment planned, with this piece of potential Wowshit...

Got this evening's entertainment planned, with this piece of potential Wowshit...

Sticking some Classics on eBay today...

#getanears

Haha @mrsfudgecrumpet doesn't know the difference between Sheffield United and Sheffield Wednesday!

@bronwenphoenix sorry, best I could do at short notice...

Mr Playdohto Head...