Raiding my wife's pretty-popular-princess change cup for caffeine money like some kind of damn animal.

Yep, it's Monday alright.

Nice.

Shameless -- ->

Thanks random piece of space debris for totally raping my windshield this morning.

These old men are working circles around me.

About 1/2 the fans are Cardinal fans.

@tdylf

Cubs fans can't handle their liquor

I hope he remembered to remove the drain plugs

The new phone books are here!

I'll take ice and flurries over snow anyday.

Light snow this morning means an extra long commute.

Trying to find something humorous to say about my new garage door opener bursting into flames. Nothing so far.

It's a sad morning here. We're coping with the loss of our condiments. But not you almond butter, you suck.

Found $50 in Dierbergs parking lot.

This is what I'm drinking

Attention savages. When you are done raping the birthday cake, please clean up your mess.

Front porch and sidewalk sealed.