#awesome #iamamused

Spotted a neighboring state's plate. #Nebraska #Iowa #Cornhuskers #hatersgonnahate

Sure is yellow outside. :V

#harsh #humor #mosquito

Four medics behind me. It was horrifying. Thanks, -⑨- Impish Assistant. #AchievementUnlocked #TF2 #WTFjusthappened

Ahhh night-shift. I helped set up the screens with something pleasing. :V

Nice mouse!

The animating noisy gorilla in the Rainforest Cafe. #DoTheRoar #restaurant #TGIF

Having some fun at the river walk in San Antonio Texas. #TGIF

OKAY YEAH. #fail #Gatorade #recycle

Taste of China's bathroom sink at The Forum. #wtf

Hey guys, the bigger "Download" button wins, right? :V #adbanners #misleadingads #5stars

:V #BurgerKing #IronMan #woah #wtf

Free PC came with free malware apps.

:V #HP #lol #prank #printer

Uhhhhh... Uhhhhhhhhhhh... #HP #printer #fail

Done in 300 seconds. #HalfLife #HL #SvenCoop #SpaceInvaders

#imsobored

I lol'd.

'Tea Earl Grey Hot.' -- @Captain_Picard #StarTrek'