Our expense report service uses the worst stock photos on its website.

@Xerone @madmatt213

Check out my lovely hooters. #xxxmas

I'm only okay with a Guns 'n Roses reunion if they can restore Axl to his former state. Present day Axl no me gusta.

At least I have you, tinsel tree. You too, ginger Father Christmas.

How long before the tree gets knocked over? Start placing your bets. Winner gets a cat!

Of course.

This will not end well.

My mom once met Yanni at Miami Int'l Airport. Congrats, you're all in the six degrees of Yanni.

Got mah hurr did and the stylist gave me the @kellery09 special. Silky smooooth.

Wish you were here. They even have the fireplace going.

Really, Wikipedia? Well played. Also, nightmares.

Happy Fapsgiving, ladies! #NSFW #objectifymen #tomhardynopantsparty

@jarly @Xerone Let me fix that RT...TEBOW!! <3

@kellery09 Is this @jarly's handiwork?

I worry that I'm closer to crazy cat lady/spinster status than I thought.

Another gem from the Gawker reader comments.

@GerardPickleCo Pickles are gross.

I'd like to be in Edinburgh right now.