300 strikeout season for Rangers pitchers Yu Darvish? Sure. #YuCanDoIt

Don't forget to print out your "MLB Umpshow Bingo" card in case Angel Hernandez derps again.

The @Cardinals solicited entries for a #CardsSocialTee contest. I obliged. Please try the veal.

With Yadi on 1B, it's time to play everybody's favorite game - #NameThatMolina. #stlcards

Johnny Cueto may be a despicable human being, but give him some credit for being an animal lover. #sheep

Some nights you win the World Series, and some nights you show up on Real Housewives of Orange County. #JimEdmonds

Cutest thing ever - Adam Wainwright's kid hugs during press conference. #stlcards

In case you missed Jim Edmonds in "Titanic".... #stlcards

#StanTheMan statue in front of Busch the night he passed. #stlcards

Sammy Sosa hanging with BFF POTUS en route to the White House softball game. #SObama

Just a reminder that "Ralphie" Furcal was once a deranged Easter Bunny. #AChristmasStory #stlcards

The newly released cover for the Little Mermaid has a few additions. Lightsaber and an Ewok? Ok. #DisneyWars

Sure #stlcards fans are tired of the #12in13 thing already, but just imagine the Cubs fans' sign fatigue.

Of course, maybe Freese doesn't reach if the count is 3-1 as it should have been. #stlcards

Hey @MLB, we get it. The #sfgiants are tough enough as it is. They don't need help. #stlcards

By contrast, Cain just got a pitch well off the plate for a strike against Beltran. #stlcards

Crappy strike zone is crappy for Kyle Lohse. #stlcards

This is not the unbiased and fair strike zone you were looking for, Rzepczynski. #stlcards

Timmeh approves of #BakedZito in the 2012 NLCS. #stlcards #sfgiants

Decent view. #stlcards