Fully loaded bacon wrapped hot dog at Busch. Be afraid. #stlcards

Bullpen cuddle time is the best, especially for #MuBogMoRzKelly. #stlcards #12in12

Coolest rally towel ever...Made in China. #stlcards

No matter what you think of Lincecum, I hope you liked his work as Katnis Everdeen in The Hunger Games. #Timmeh

Just Big Mac and Motte doing Big Mac and Motte things. #stlcards

While the rain falls during NLCS gm 3, let's join Adam Wainwright in doing "dolphin flips". #stlcards

Still not a fan of the "long slide" at 2B, and I'm sorry to hear of Scutaro's demise. #stlcards #RIPScutaro

Tags in the back no longer count for the #stlcards. Future tags should be made to the face or groin.

Hunter Pence's doppelganger is Syd from Ice Age. Embrace the suck, Pence/Syd. #sfgiants #stlcards

There is a line between tasteful and Bleacher Report. @MLBMeme is closer to the latter.

Bryce Harper's crotch grab after striking out was awesome, because he's "old school". #nats #natitutde #stlcards

Stay classy in retirement, @RealCJ10. Don't ever stop being a douche nozzle. #barves

No A-Rod in the starting lineup means Raul Ibanezemort gets to use Unforgivable Curses on the Orioles. #yankees

Harpy Boo Boo is just having a bad series. MLB has a sad.

Just for @maryschless, here is Pete Lochte-Kozma. #jeah

Every time you hear the tomahawk chop chant, remember this image of Barves fan Honey Boo Boo. #stlcards

Stay Puft Marshmallow Cee Lo wants to know if you life football. Yes, but not with him. #NFL #ThursdayNightFootball

Excited for Carp Day? The BAMF himself has a message for you. #stlcards

Hipster Yadi can tell you what makes him so awesome, but you've probably never heard of it. #stlcards

Nice try, @JMottesBeard, but you took too long to delete your hoax tweet.