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No matter what you think of Lincecum, I hope you liked his work as Katnis Everdeen in The Hunger Games. #Timmeh
Just Big Mac and Motte doing Big Mac and Motte things. #stlcards
While the rain falls during NLCS gm 3, let's join Adam Wainwright in doing "dolphin flips". #stlcards
Still not a fan of the "long slide" at 2B, and I'm sorry to hear of Scutaro's demise. #stlcards #RIPScutaro
Hunter Pence's doppelganger is Syd from Ice Age. Embrace the suck, Pence/Syd. #sfgiants #stlcards
There is a line between tasteful and Bleacher Report. @MLBMeme is closer to the latter.
Bryce Harper's crotch grab after striking out was awesome, because he's "old school". #nats #natitutde #stlcards
Stay classy in retirement, @RealCJ10. Don't ever stop being a douche nozzle. #barves
No A-Rod in the starting lineup means Raul Ibanezemort gets to use Unforgivable Curses on the Orioles. #yankees
Harpy Boo Boo is just having a bad series. MLB has a sad.
Just for @maryschless, here is Pete Lochte-Kozma. #jeah
Every time you hear the tomahawk chop chant, remember this image of Barves fan Honey Boo Boo. #stlcards
Excited for Carp Day? The BAMF himself has a message for you. #stlcards
Hipster Yadi can tell you what makes him so awesome, but you've probably never heard of it. #stlcards
Nice try, @JMottesBeard, but you took too long to delete your hoax tweet.
Chris Christie will eat this entire cheeseburger just for you, Merica! cc// @KCRoyalman @michaelengel
Joe Mather pitching for the Cubs is pretty awesome. Threw a 69 mph curve for strike 1. #stlcards
NASA sent the Mars rover across millions of miles, and all it found was @Joe_Kelly_Jr....frolicking. #stlcards
McKayla Maroney's LOLCats face is better than yours. #Olympics
Bad seats again. So unlucky. ;) #ZygoteBirds?
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