Dennis Lawson


Cookie panda. Hangry. Love food and a few people. Dislike politics, religion, and the dumb inspirational quote in your bio. Pro-bacon. Spork lover.

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No matter what you think of Lincecum, I hope you liked his work as Katnis Everdeen in The Hunger Games. #Timmeh

Just Big Mac and Motte doing Big Mac and Motte things. #stlcards

While the rain falls during NLCS gm 3, let's join Adam Wainwright in doing "dolphin flips". #stlcards

Still not a fan of the "long slide" at 2B, and I'm sorry to hear of Scutaro's demise. #stlcards #RIPScutaro

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Hunter Pence's doppelganger is Syd from Ice Age. Embrace the suck, Pence/Syd. #sfgiants #stlcards

There is a line between tasteful and Bleacher Report. is closer to the latter.

Bryce Harper's crotch grab after striking out was awesome, because he's "old school". #nats #natitutde #stlcards

Stay classy in retirement, . Don't ever stop being a douche nozzle. #barves

No A-Rod in the starting lineup means Raul Ibanezemort gets to use Unforgivable Curses on the Orioles. #yankees

Harpy Boo Boo is just having a bad series. MLB has a sad.

Just for , here is Pete Lochte-Kozma. #jeah

Every time you hear the tomahawk chop chant, remember this image of Barves fan Honey Boo Boo. #stlcards

Excited for Carp Day? The BAMF himself has a message for you. #stlcards

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Hipster Yadi can tell you what makes him so awesome, but you've probably never heard of it. #stlcards

Nice try, , but you took too long to delete your hoax tweet.

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Chris Christie will eat this entire cheeseburger just for you, Merica! cc//

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Joe Mather pitching for the Cubs is pretty awesome. Threw a 69 mph curve for strike 1. #stlcards

NASA sent the Mars rover across millions of miles, and all it found was ....frolicking. #stlcards

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McKayla Maroney's LOLCats face is better than yours. #Olympics

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Bad seats again. So unlucky. ;) #ZygoteBirds?