let's talk about how badass M. Ward looks in this picture

woke up to: eli! covered in blood like he's on Faces of Death IX! i'm saving this shirt. moms are weird.

woke up to: eli! covered in blood like he's on Faces of Death IX! i'm saving this shirt. moms are weird.

"hello, i am more delicious than a sam adams." - vodka

how eli feels tonight. also how i feel re: most things.

no big deal, just @sarahapalmer & eli doing a floor puzzle #cutesplosion

magnetic fridge monkey is . . . pole dancing?

kids are cute so their parents won't eat them

eli understands/supports my love for jason schwartzmann

Oh hello! Cheryl made this scarf for me & it's pretty!

Autostraddle prizes on my bed! That's what she said!

See the popcorn? Slade brought it home frm school bc it looks like a butterfly :)

This is not a pic of the IPA I'm having @ SanTan Brewing Co.

"this happened on the internet!" -@leopoldthesheep

Number One Feeling

Bath = bed/belly privileges