Google wallet just installed on my phone with $10 on it. Thanks... although I can't use it in oz :/

Render me what?

Pulling apart @ikacy's dashboard. Hopefully I can put it back together...

I saw this and saw cock. Am I weird?

@sock_girl dry towelettes are the worst! Plus these ones can be heated too!

I have this above my bed. #nonotreally

Checking out the Red Bull tent. Free games for kids! #redbullMOBILE

Oh, here is that menu... #redbullMOBILE #doentknowhowtotwitpic

Fun fact: Masterchef was filmed here.

At the Red Bull X Fighters press conference. I guess these guys are a big deal?

Tech from @iinet called. 10 mins away. I arrive home in 5 mins & see this stuck to the wall. Professional.

Erum, can someone tell me what date this is?

OMG this bus is huge, clean and smells like unicorns and butterflies! When did Transperth get fancy new busses?

In a few years this mess will disappear. Hurry up Perth!

Telatra. Protecting us from invisible hazards.

Wat this? I don't get... Huh?

This thing edible? I wanna stick it in my mouth.

Spent my last $5 note on this. Worth it.

2nd pair died in less than an hour. Popped outa my head and I stepped on em...

My desktop is boring. Who wants to choose my wallpaper?