Day. Made.
(It really is the little things.)

Finally convinced Littleone to go to school today. Couldn't think of a better excuse to write for her...

What I've been avoiding all week...

Littleone had a lesson in manners today.


And if you wondered, the "S word" is "stupid."

And then there was dessert:

Sending @juliannebandy back to @WestmontNews with a fabulous farewell dinner:

Tonight's player of the game: janitor cleaning gym floor after fans tossed talcum powder everywhere. 30-minute delay.

Record number of items in gap outlet fitting room. #nothingwillfit #howItorturemyself

Sending @juliannebandy to Dollar General inevitably means I will discover products I don't want to know exist.

Congratulating @Brehm40 for WJHS's improved attendance. Job well done!

Littleone plays cut-throat tic-tac-toe.

Donning my cranky Mom outfit as usual. Escorting Rapunzel through town festivities.

2night I am the makeup artist for Black Eyed Pea. @dajoebro said it didn't have to be professional. I beg to differ:

I'd like to run a single-issue campaign for a city ordinance against this color: #ohWilmore

"Why? Why? Why?" I ask the 110-lb dog who just snarfes an entire loaf of Great Harvest powerhouse bread.

Dear Louisville: they're called speed BUMPS.