I keep waiting for the day that I have grown up enough to stop giggling at stupid puns. Today is not that day.

#Klout says I am influential about #Twix... not sure how I feel about that #fb

idk why this pic popped up in my Google News... but wish for 1second I could be as ecstatic about life as @KMLE108

suggested Netflix UI improvement

@bravoandy I needed a pickmeup while in the hospital. Since I don't get Bravo I Phaedra'd my hair with my flowers

@bravoandy I needed a pickmeup while in the hospital so I Phaedra'd my hair with my flowers :) Can't wait for ATL

After waiting 3mins for my order today I discovered 1 more of the many reasons I love #chikfila

Quiz: not only do I have trouble liking political candidates in the US, I would be no better off in Canada

@OGOchoCinco All I want for Christmas is a Super Bowl win!

Please Stay BK

Wiley started chasing a big lab at the dogpark and ended up with one bloody eye and one grass-stained eye. He didnt learn his lesson and still thinks he is the king.

OMG i about passed out when I saw this thing