Alison Bechdel vs Ira Glass.

Jubilee celebrations all kicking off in Central London.

POPQUIZ: Hairspray or shiny black dildo?

Well obviously. Where else would you leave a tub of beans? #NEARDEATHEXPERIENCE

@helloitselliot There's a good entry in the latest Viz profanisaurus:

Readers' Wives.

Readers' Wives.

She got her tits out or her knees up? #titsout #kneesup

Yes - "We have no bananas!"

Young gentleman informed me on the way home that I "totally have a willy."

Check out the DROOL on his guy. Two minutes later he wiped it on my boob. (cc: @grizzleddog)

NEWS FROM HOME (where it is winter or something): cat and dog are adorable.

Who wrote this? #mouthtexture

I mean jeez.

Made myself physically ill because I had to finish a bag of dried pear halves just to see if they ALL look like vaginas

The outside of this bus looks a bit like a Dan Clowes comic.

The fly that looks up some guy's arse all the way to work.

@worldofproper You are correct. @joelgolby has actually written this on my to do list ages ago:

New porno comic "Good Sports" includes this unlikely interlude.

@oscardewinter Darling, I got you a present.