Just played on a proper old skool Star Wars video game in an amusement arcade. Nostalgia central. Made my day!

Just unwrapped a 'Paul Smith + Rapha' rain jacket. Expensive, but the level of detail is ridiculous. Love it.

Double Shepperton CC rainbow across the sky

Woah. No-one told me how wasted I'd get. This - I think - is a daiquiri (too drunk to do a fancy photo). Sorry.

@charltonbrooker - Even pulses hate Asserbaijan.

@achrisevans - it's also a street!

Just shot 3 over in the inaugural 'Seve Ballesteros Memorial Shield'... The spirit of the big man was with me!

@bbclondonnews - our daughter Mia realised despite wearing her crown, she'd not been invited to the wedding!

@charltonbrooker - Now you come to mention it, it's quite uncanny... #donaldtrumpisabellend

*Proud Dad alert*. At 10mths Mia knows 2 words "milk" & "duck" - in sign language... Pictures & brains, that's my girl!

Awesome.

Awww bless her little cotton socks... Mia's big enough now to have her own toothbrush & toothpaste!

@summersunsue - Happy Mothers Day Susie x

Don't panic. Reunited. It's ok some Triad-looking fellas had kept it safe for me (gulp)...

Ok. Ha ha. April Fools? There seems to be a gap where my cash card should be.. My life is turning into 'The Hangover'

Dear Hummingbird Bakery can you please make your boxes a little more camp? I'm feeling WAY too masculine carrying it.

Bang. Win number one! Good start.

Saddo or lucky bugger? (or both)... Excitedly treating myself to a walk over Waterloo Bridge this fine morning.

Pancakes with cherry filling. Boom.

@eddichen - oops there it is!