Besh's surprise from Chloe (more on this in a few minutes).

Why yes, I did convince two other attorneys to join me at Gourdough's post-off-site. Who wants to guess what I had?

Because apparently coffee does not have energy unless you cram it into the can.

Bacon that keeps you warm. Thanks not-so-secret bacon stalker!

We got the Flying Pig, Black Out, Naughty & Nice, and Miss Shortcake. To start.

It's real. Oh sweet goodness it's real.

I totally agree. Ink has become far too powerful.

According to the super cool poster in my cube, there's an invasion today.

Asparagus-saffron risotto and grilled chicken breast. And what did you have for dinner, hmmm?

It's risotto making time!

If New York Times columnist @pogue writes it, it must be true. Yeah!

Now that's a box! Besh is just a bit bigger than Batman.

Oddly enough, yesterday's circus had an interprative elephant dance on what Skittles-infused vodka does to your head.

I think the circus would be less impressive if they replaced the tigers with accountants.

I believe a parent should give their child an education in the classics.

These were just the discards from the judges' table. #itsfrakkinghotandimeatingbbq

Bacon pancakes!

Hey kids! Learn how to read and we'll totally ruin your kids meal surprise!

Hello. I am a shopper in need of big sexy hair. Can you please advise me on what to buy?

Four foot snake skin hanging from tree near the corner of my house. Wasn't there yesterday. Crap.