This is how morning is supposed to start.

THIS IS PIZZA NIGHT!

THIS IS PIZZA NIGHT!

Tommy's Nicaragua #staufs

Now really, does it look like anyone in this picture actually planned to work today?

And some pictures to go with. Yum

Chris Paolini on a mechanical bull. No shit.

New book! Yay!

Went to Mount Vernon today. Great place to spend the 4th.

Dear Internet: please ID this butterfly for me?

Your novel is not inevitable.

Look what the cat dragged in.

We're all about meeting everyone's needs @thinkgeek.

@iannmcdonald DC scifi is wrangling over Dervish House. Yes, that's a Mellified Man on the snack tray.

Tiger Moms... for real.

Oh yeah! @staufs

Double Rainbow Cookie! What does it mean?!?

Boys waited all day for UPS to arrive. Now there are so many portals to make...

Hmm. Is it supposed to work like this?