Getting this for my dog. Decided I need exercise and she's my only friend...she's big and also "mentally deranged". Will this work?...She's a Norwegian Elkhound

I feel like the people answering this would be a bit biased. #conservative #PresidentObama #hespresidentdealwithit

SUNSHINE! Here I come! #españa

Awesome Pokemon nails done by me. #notanailartist #chuffed

My Dad bought chocolates at the Polish deli today, and my suspicions have been proved correct! Polish people can put vodka in anything.

"Whale you be my Valentine?"

Spotted at Barça-Atlético game...probably the best fan in the World. #FCB

People's names according to my Mom: Viggo Mortensen edition #vegan

And probably my favorite moment of 2010. July 11th, Spain wins the World Cup in South Africa. #newyear

One of my favorite moments from 2010: Barcelona beating Real Madrid 5-0, @3gerardpique

Was (and always is) really proud to wear this jersey. Mes Que un Club #Barça #FCBarcelona

More Keanu Shenanigans: Wearing a helmet while opening a smoothie&looking sad. Is this for a movie? Or is this real life? I can never tell with Keanu.

GO SPAIN! #esp #worldcup

HAPPY 70TH BIRTHDAY RINGO STARR. I can't wait to see you July 31st. We'll meet, get on, and become best friends!C:

Fernando Torres, you are one dramatic son of a bitch, and I love you for it. #SPAIN #WORLDCUP

Where the Wild Things Were-The Story of BP

Ban football from Vuvuzela concert!

Here's Keanu Reeves with his new gang of stray cats.

Damn you Montgomery Clift for being so damn good looking!

Defeat The World!