Is anyone besides me paying attention?!!

Self Portrait.

@JemaeJemaeJem @atjamie The more you know...*cue shooting star* #bacontweets

Scanning the Goodwill/Abandoned wedding dress hangs/White ghost of the past. #haiku

The KKK headquarters has really gone to seed.

Don't be skerred...

She: Is this what's at the end of the rainbow? Really?? Well, ok...I guess. *opens mouth* #tastetherainbow

For my girls, @JemaeJemaeJem @atjamie #bacontweets

Even Cal-Trans workers are jumping on the "planking" bandwagon! #carmageddon #planking #silly

Summer wedding. Perfect dress. #dresstiny!

Soap on a R'Oprah. Smells like middle-age spirit...and Cash. Smell ya later, Oprah!

Hitting ten grand on the old tweets...in four. That feels like a lot. Thanks for being there.

You know you want it...

My friend's kid is adorbs. I Photoshopped my ass off. I think it came out cool. Don't you?

Yes. It is.

Dear @atjamie, @ronyoung101 and @khad...I WIN!

Wow! Trader Joe's has really gotten progressive lately!

My love for @ConanOBrien is vast.

Good pills indeed, @PFTomkins...

Now I can type in the dark!