Awww. Too bad!

@Furious_Ringo my iPhone looks like an Android ;)

@brandon_dnl Ha. Truth.

@alienvenom http://www.informationweek.com/byte/howto/personal-tech/tablets/231002499 I didn't even want the G+ app on iPad that badly, it's the principle of the matter.

@chrispugh there is an app!

@adam_sterling You'll be glad to know I'm adding some Kris Delmhorst on my Spotify acct.

The new app "Paper Camera" is totally the new "Photobooth"

The new app "Paper Camera" is totally the new "Photobooth"

The new app "Paper Camera" is totally the new "Photobooth"

The new app "Paper Camera" is totally the new "Photobooth"

It still amazes me that Piña Colada seltzer smells just like the real thing (i.e. full of sugar) but isn't

I wasn't gonna jailbreakme my iPad, but Apples annoying no-column portrait email has always annoyed me.

the best tshirt that I own in all the Universe

The combination of "New" and "Coconut" made buying the coconut Twix not an option

@DavidBlue never forget! :(

Seriously, Halpert just pushed my stuff on the floor and sprawled out like a king. Spoiled!

Have you seen my keys? I have. They're in my locked car.

to hell with BBC America, new Doctor Who airs next week *and* the week after!

I know I was drunk, but WTF is this on my laptop??

@DoWhatITellYou "Superb"