@john_self "Be the architect of your own personal paradise"

Went to the cash machine and got two special Jubilee themed £10 notes. They've got a picture of the Queen on them

Saw a dog on the tube, then realised there were actually two dogs.

Someone has worked out that people who get the Southbound Victoria line from Vauxhall are really into sharks

Look at how smug Ed Aves looks. Each of those posters relates to a worried family and a frightened animal. Knob.

Only £4.99

Lovely letter taped to the book swap shelf at Worcester Park station:

@NaomiMC I'm going to watch this tonight:

Bought this earlier, I'm guessing it won't be very good:

Bought this earlier, I'm guessing it won't be very good:

Underwhelmed by selection of drinks available from the vending machine on platform six at Wimbledon station:

@prodnose I've got this lot in my wallet:

@themanwhofell @Biltawulf Proof