Let this be a lesson to the rest of you electronics. Do as I say or die. I'm looking at you Samsung TV.

Ha, the Boxer Lager promo car is a Hyundai Accent. That seems appropriate. A cheap, shitty car for a cheap, shitty beer.

Happy first birthday Oscar! Nice Oscar the Grouch cake.

My new Apple TV just arrived! It's so tiny. I can't wait to hook it up and give Netflix a try.

Fuck! Some guy just smashed up the front of my car. This is why we can't have nice things!

Just had a "bucket of bacon" at The District. From now on I want all my food to come in a bucket. And with bacon.

I saw this in front of my condo today. I hope it's for our lobby. We need more giant bronze wolf statues.

Rib night at TBN's. Seven different varieties including chipotle Dr. Pepper and honey horseradish dijon.

The best Calgary Sun front page headline ever: "Man Begins Collection of Random-Lengthed Lumber"

I thought I was going to a BBQ at my sister's place but it turned out to be a surprise birthday party for me!

It was a million-to-one shot. Unfortunately that wasn't the hole I was trying to get the ball into.

Mmm, mojito.