one direction, please focus on this very carefully.

this will be me, if i don't get believe tour tickets.

Harry + Tommo = Homo...

Here's a clip of the 'Larry Stylinson Sex Tape' that will be sold at the '1D Porn Store' ;)

LMFAO.

#NiallsHipsDontLie cos he has some rather groovy hips.

@harry_styles please stop making me sexually frustrated. thanks x

nice dancing @harry_styles ;)

eleanor gets this. how does she manage to walk?

when people call you annoying for constantly talking about one direction, and you're all like..

@onedirection really need to read this.

eleanor gets this. she is one lucky bitch.

okay it's official. I HAVE SEEN ZAYN'S PENIS.

'justin bieber sucks' ...this is all i have to say to you.

omfg. i cannot breathe right now. oh god, i think i just died. my ovaries have exploded. just become a pornstar ok

Look at the e-mail i've just sent to the producers of Nickelodeon. ;)

i really don't know how anyone can hate frankie, i mean just look at this...

Look what i just got from @frankiecocozza - not gonna lie, i've been fangirling for the past hour.

"i don't drink because i'm underage" - LOL Harry, that's lies.

OMFG I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS! LITRALLY! - RETWEET IF YOU LAUGHED! :')