I'M SORRY! That's about all I can spell in the current round.

You like it? I call it "Oops, I just did that on aisle 4".

A 7:40am walk through a pre-season ski resort is like 28 Days Later, but with nicer surroundings.

A 7:40am walk through a pre-season ski resort is like 28 Days Later, but with nicer surroundings.

Why is it that the power company has the deepest, greenest, and most lush lawn of anyone in miles?

Walking barefoot to get bagels. (Sandals in hand)

You can tell which towns the Prostate Snatchers have hit by the way the men walk.

@boxcar "whose" is "Whose sandwich is this?" and "who's" is "Who's been eating my sandwiches?!"

@neilhimself @amandapalmer Wandering Coda gallery in Park City, UT. This felt very Amanda-esque. By Kim Brown.

Enjoy renting at Maple Rage.

Yes, that's snow on my car. And the forecast for day after tomorrow is 80F.

Also, truth in advertising:

Warning labor on giant lollipop (5-inch sphere); I'd hope this wasn't prompted by real-world actions.

I love whoever did this.

Scanning the store shelves, I noticed that the dragon on these ginger mints is a goddamned ginger. #icantbetheonlyone

If you're going to be lazy, why not just shorten this to "how we doin'?" It's as equally unendearing.

Oops. My meandering took me into the snowline. :/

Hmm. Meandering near the U has gone a bit sideways. Good thing this was here, or I might've been in Vegas soon.

@projectsugru Laurel only needed one sachet, so I adjusted the packet when I converted it into a mailing envelope. :)

Yes please.