Nooooo YouTube why do you hate me?

. @TheOnion was following me?

@OTOOLEFAN Hey! You made the Huffington Post!

I'm a nerd.

Want!

Really, america?

How does this even work?

What the fcuk?

@horrorshock666 are you one of these people?

@davecazz ...

This is what I use my iPod timer for.

:-)

@aka_kristin What IS going on?

Need to procrostinate? There's an app for that.

Fail.

Boo. I can't play this anywhere.

@aka_kristin there is. Pic:

What the crap?

I love playing with the oracle of bacon.