@EmiRandall Enjoy life with the Crow Hats! (hopefully this will work this time)

This is fun. Here's another way of getting the message across (presumably #NOTW have one too)

Fascinating how my recent exchange with @gedrobinson has been deleted by the "good egg" himself. How honorable.

Are the BBC taking the piss? #stillignoringthepope

This is appalling!

@lordbonkers I didn't know you had got into the brewery business.

Why on earth would I want to 'feel every word'? Sounds painful.

Just noticed the cast list on this poster is in quotation marks and credited to Empire. Do they rely on critics to tell them who is in their damn movie?

London #takeitback meeting is absolutely packed.

The mind boggles. Is this some kind of assassin's convention?

Why would anybody want an English kilt?

.@alexrunswick WEARING @trueingredients album. #eyeseepurple #takeitback

Does the no campaign have a glitter ball? The clue is in the question. #eyeseepurple #takeitback

Dressing the set for #eyeseepurple #doitnow

There is a widening gulf between myself and my Tory cow-orker.

EPIC spider's web outside our house this morning. Meet Shelob.