@kuromikittie Because of my leg.

My wife, after tackling me to the bed.

My baby is a 10.

Beautiful.

I think someone enjoys the new electronic cigarette that I got her...

I think she likes her new glasses!

Why does she (@p0is0n343) always look so much better in my clothes than I do?!?

I've never been able to look as good as @p0is0n343 in my work shirts...

Wow. My hair is BLACK!

She shifted positions. I feel loved. :-P

This is how she's sleeping right now - think she missed me?

A pair of my goofy as friends - brother & sister. They're getting married next year.

What's going on in MY house right now...

This is for Vanessa: freshly taken before we go in and see the movie. :-D

Milk truck emptied it's load, a bunch of us robed the piss out of them. We got 2 crates of milk, plus 5 empty crates. Fate is hilarious!

Told him to go wash his hands after changing a POOPY DIAPER! He sca led the kitchen sink, washed, then climbed down.

Jayshizzle!

Watching zombie midget strippers on the computer. The guys.