Bank holiday! What exciting movies has the TV got for us??

Also, check out the SIX mosquito bites on my arm:

AGH HORSES!

Wow, sudden thundery hailstorm! I felt the urge to run outside for a minute and get pummelled.

Odd framing on Glee results in Celebrity Juice-style @hollywills mishap:

BBC lies! This is faked, he's not actually floating over the Earth:

Aww, it's 17 year old me at my first gig! INXS, an amazing night. Look at my rosy cheeks!

Some surprisingly satisfying, sonorant and sibilant spam alliteration:

If it's an exclusive offer, how come Karen gets a load of them as well??

So my mother thinks I look like Gok Wan with my glasses on. Me: Gok: http://twitpic.com/939js2

So my mother thinks I look like Gok Wan with my glasses on. Me: Gok:

Was it just me who thought "a slice of the Queen??"

Behold! @corinhardy's massive hat! Making a mockery of the Soho "tiny hat" rule:

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