Interesting.

You're amazing, Female Motorcycle Santa.

Been there.

Indeed. #Detroit

I see you Bro. #06

Oh yeah. You know what I like.

Monday Night Football in Detroit == Ridicularity!

Hot Tamales in the breakroom, son!

This never gets old. Eff standing in line.

I hate everything. #newglasses #blindness

Blech.

Aiight. #Day1

This makes my whole life sad.

#Detroit When you see me on the Beltway, say "WHATUPDOE!"

@SirLDot It's Virginia and I shave, so more like this: #cleanface

I need a tshirt that says this. Immediately.

#AtFirstIWasLike In honor of @moemega's FB status:

Proof that Republicans aren't interested in parking. Or governing. #shotsfired

Happy Birthday @MCMVIII YAAAAAY!

Time Squizzare.