I’ve never seen anything like this. Market is a bus graveyard!

Best mom ever? Best mom ever.

Sometimes you have to ask someone to read App Store reviews out loud just to make sure they are, in fact, hilarious:

This one is for @msh. Let the photo adventures begin! // @PERA @stephdub @stickel @acarboni @mko

Just one of them days // @edwarddroste

@Desk Thank you so much for the cake & cupcakes! Everyone nommed down the second after I took this photo. :D

Holy. Wow. Instagram is #1 Top Free app in the @AppStore for the first time ever. The pride. It cannot be contained! :D

Got five my home try-ons from @WarbyParker & had a glasses fashion show at the office, natch. They vote Webb. Thoughts?

Dagger, great warrior dog; destroyer of all tribbles! And yes, I did sacrifice my adorable plushy for his amusement.

@somnambulant Holy god this just happened at work:

My new owl buddy & his big crow friend. Covering up an emo boy, natch!

Uh oh.

I would like to have a conversation about how much crap is on this Amazon.com page. I mean, really? This hurts my eyes!

I'm not a football "fan," but I sure as heck do love my city. This is what happens when you have no cable:

@tberman @mko @spangley I present to the jury, Exhibit B:

@assistlysupport Can't load tweets at the moment. Tried in Chrome & Safari, just stuck on this screen forever.

Whenever things get crazy I stop & remind myself how lucky I am. 2011 was a fantastic year. I mean, THIS is my job:

@deezalol AND THE TRUTH COMES OUT!

@TimIsHungry Right from the WF insurance site. Not too bad and I don't think I own more than $10,000 worth of stuff.

@klish Just to prove my nerdy-ness ... sneak peak: