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Jerry Dazzlepants

@jerryfetus

I shit sparkles, it's pretty awesome.

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Have had this Rae Morris book for yrs and only just noticed. Donating 36cents from a $44 book?! PATHETIC.

Haven't done cheeks, lips or lashes yet, but here's my NYE makeup thus far

This is what Ive got so far for eyes, the silver did turn blue but eh.

He let me put it back on!

And Santa's here too

The fire truck has antlers and a red nose XD

LOL the bbq for the sausage sizzle outside Harvey Norman caught on fire, smoke filled the store and we got evacuated

Woo new Bellabox! Batiste, Ozotic, Eylure lashes and Savoir Faire concealer :D

Weird facial expression but OMG IM ON THE WAY TO GRADUATION

Awwh! I have OPI Gone Gonzo on now, Ive managed to chip it already but I lahhhve it

I usually have a phobia of wearing red lips during the day, but thought 'eh fuck it' & slapped on Chanel Dragon

Went depotting crazy, inspired by ! Only a few casualties ;]

Such an unfortunate last name =/

My dog being a fat stalker and trying to stalk the neighbours' kids through the fence

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If you've ever wanted to see a wombat, here is an extremely adorable sleepy one ^__^

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Looking more like Hulk meets Wicked than Maleficent rn, but IDGAF :)

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LOL my friend made me the best gingerbread man EVER. Yes, that is a mankini.

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Idk about you, but this is one of the better captchas I've ever seen

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What the fuck, ? Is this the work of 4chan or something?

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Bambi from the petting zoo today. He/she kept trying to kick the ducks :|

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