It's official, @daxjordan can punch harder than me. #comedypunch

Fun with hipster camera apps.

@shawnfleek does this car I'm working on have a KBOO sticker on the back, or a "support our troops" ribbon?

Ordered carryout from the #KeizerOr @pizzahut and I had some "special instructions". Above and beyond.

I found @Siddharthap 's sunglasses in the chair, but he's not in the chair. #makeupyourowndamnrapturejoke

Hmmmmm

Its the perfect mousepad.