Really, Mark? That's the best you could muster?

Gaultier exhibit at the de Young. Looking forward to grabbing some smart RTW separates at the gift shop.

Just ate some Royal Himalayan raisins, because fuck your prole raisins.

DREAMS DO COME TRUE.

My my my yogurt face my my yogurt face

Merry Christmas!

Forget the Cristal. If you want panties to drop, bring pumpernickel.

Just as Children of a Lesser God must be performed by deaf actors, so too must Hair be acted by actual hippies.

Best spam comment ever.

Somebody has a case of the Mondays.

It's one of those days when you just want to stay in and curl up with a good book.

In Laguna Beach. Anyone need any art?

Thanks, but if that were true, I'd be playing this game with one of my many friends instead of my mom.

Smart enough to get that shade is cool, not quite smart enough to get that under the bed isn't really shade.

Look at this fucking Shriner.

Because of course.

The chairman of the bored.

See? I don't JUST watch Dukes of Hazzard reruns on Friday nights.

Look at this fucking environmentalist.

Hello, old friend.