Kout apparently thinks I'm influential about bars. Ah Christ. Also fried chicken, karaoke, cookies and moms.

Just flagged Rick Perry's "Strong" video for its hateful content. You should too. #yeshomo

OK, this is pretty adorable.

Uploading Powder and Rails videos to YouTube. Todd Kohlman can get it. #babes

@jimnobu Oh it's real.

Big ups to @helllllen. My work computer looks way sexier now.

@taylorisgreat What do you think?

Snaquarium: The Martime Morsels. (Trader Joe's on 72nd and Broadway)

@Starspend It's kind of eerie how close Liz Lemon and I are.

I took a screencap. That's how invested I am in this stupid bet. You decide: Diplo or Ninja?

I'm a little creeped out. Just walked into my apartment building and I found this hanging outside my door.

Walking to the 6th Ave train station was definitely a good idea. FML indeed.

Care package contents: candy, a pencil case, hair elastics and headbands, a t-shirt, cold medication, and cat sleeping mask.

My favorite part of the photos? You can see my attempt at "interior design" in the background. Nice inverted cross, JP.

Yes ladies, this can be all yours. Did I mention he's 6'5"?

My Little Gentleman.

Happy 6th month anniversary, JP.

Yeah, it's pretty good. Thanks, Josh.

Spotted on the F last night. Siq tribal on tribal, dude.