Had to take a photo for my Grammys ID. My best effort to date.

With @Mrjimflorentine and @robertkelly at the Producer's Club to see Jim's one creep show.

@joe_lozito was an amazing guest. Here's his head scar from being stabbed.

Thanks to the great @kaj33 for coming in. TONIGHT 6pm Barnes & Noble, Warren St NYC

@robertkelly reacting to the Patriots Super Bowl loss.

Please RT if you also shit better with a hat on.

My lovely dinner date for the evening.

@rtabb1 No wonder you're upset about my Paterno Tweets.

Sound check at The Borgata. I hope it doesn't look like this. 5 minutes before show time.

Sam's awful 1960's TV about to be smashed.

Trying to think of insulting things to say about Keith Robinson's sweater.

LeBron was nice enough to take a photo with Natalie from The Facts of Life. Thanks @KevinHart4real for making it happen

David Lee Roth actually recognized me from years ago at the Cellar. He thanked me for coming and shook my hand.

Just saw Van Halen do an amazing one hour show at Café Wha? from 20 feet away.

Navy SEAL Chris Kyle was great today. Told an amazing story about punching Jesse Ventura in the face.

@robertkelly looking like a snowman and an asshole.

NY Post getting all the pertinent facts out there about the LA arson suspect.

Enjoying a cannoli.

Tss its Cat Chipperson tss. When I get hurt I say me OUCH tss tss

Tss its Cat Chipperson tss. Tsst I don't wanna get arrested for littering if I use a litter box tss