Maybe this donut thief is more of the Robin Hood take-from-the-rich-give-to-the-poor type. #neighborhoodwatch

Seriously. Is someone playing a joke on us? Two turtles have shown up in our closed off backyard within an hour, today.

@darthvader wasn't the reaction I was expecting...

Lynae pranked me big time yesterday. She facebooked me, texted me, and sent me this pic saying she bought a dog. No dog.

Happy New Years!!! This year is turned up to 11!

Merry Christmas to everyone. I'm thankful for my wife, Lynae, and my amazing son, Breydon.

Breydon definitely has his daddy's sense of humor.

@alexiskn which one of your forgotten CDs should I listen to today? P.s. Do you think your jeggings would fit me?

Breydon is back at home, safe and sound. Tomorrow is his circumcision, he doesn't know what's coming. Poor guy.

I'm thankful for family and friends that never cease to amaze me. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

While cleaning out my room I found my old Pokemon cards! Nice!

Whaaaaaat?!!!?

Does my wife make an amazing breakfast or what?

Stuffing, corn, baked beans, and.... A Whopper? #MixedUpMeal

It's official! Mr and Mrs. Swan!

Getting ready for the big day tomorrow!

Getting ready for the big day tomorrow!

Billy Wright and Rob Gundling at the Orlando Brewery.

It's just God making the rainy day beautiful.

I got the worst cut bagel in the world today...