What's worse texting and driving or what this girl is doing while booting along on the highway.

@NiaVardalos my thea made a batch of yummystaw...they're really good stuff. #punfun

@NikSfikas @Eva_Bal yummystaw - if you are greek you will know, if you are not feast yer eyes out

I'd like to buy this biotch an ebook and smash it over her head! Wtf, on the highway too.

Me to some girl with sunglasses. "You've got the 2nd coolest pair of shades on this corner."

Smokin!

General Lee I wouldn't post a pic of a car on twitter, but this car gave me a charge. #punfun

Taking my friend Bee Arthur for a drive. #punfun

Mmmmmm @susurlee another triumphant taste explosion.

Looks amazing, chef @susurlee style.

Tri-pawed chihuahua.

In Niagara getting gas on the american side this is what i saw in. Canada vs. US just took on a whole new meaning.

I can't believe what someone has thrown out! #punfun

@starbucks if you keep using wooden stir sticks I might go enviro-mental!

A nice pair of Daisy Puke shorts for my friend @jessmar100 who may want to hurt this man if he ever comes near her.

God bless my @swiffer - ps I hate yer commercials!

@MishLockwood it looks dangerous.

Knee highs never looked so good as they did on the man who socked it to me this morning.

This was not at the museum, it was on the street and there was a sign saying 50 cents were required

I would be nothing without my @swiffer - signed Dusty Parquet.