Just my dad writing me a casual note after proofreading my movie analysis paper on The Birds.

HAHAHA HAPPY MAY!

broke a blood vessel in my eye while designing

she just gets me @britt_eck #towsonprobz #hashtagprobz #hanasprobz

I have nightmares about my retainers. this is my life @Ayy_d_D

I just want everyone to know that there is an ink limit on Draw Something. Anyway, here is my unfinished "Aladdin"

@annapruz like this

@AudyWithaBody i can help with that...

@AudyWithaBody :)

got my new iPhone case in da mail today. chose some ambitious colors people. #watchout

how do people get 100+ likes on pictures on fb? the most I've gotten is 52 and I looked like this. #gs

@MCMattyLite lol welcome back?

Ok why in God's name did I think I could play Slender on my iPhone when I couldn't play it on my computer? #delete

in other news...

Stewie iz ko0l

OPPA GANGNAM STYLE for "Psy"

you're so full of shii...take mushrooms

Thank you @xoBetseyJohnson! Merry Christmas! xo

but wait, why is kanye wearing my high school uniform kilt?

me