Today @scottsdalematt, @codydriggers & @joshapplebach each sent this to me. They know me so well!

Just got @johndyer's new book in the mail! Excited to get into it!

Not only is @chrisward86 one good looking date, he can also put on a spare tire in less than 10 minutes!

I retract all precious statements made about @joshliverman and Pepsi. The man delivers. Literally.

This way to gates and the tornado shelter. Wait...what?

For more information on the phenomenon that is the "broster" (hipster + bro), see @calebhail:

Muscle Milk in the back pocket of skinny jeans. So broster (hipster + bro).

Little Violet posing with @The_National's record "High Violet"!

Late b-day present from @lynnandtonic! I've been trying to track down this out of print vinyl for years! So excited!

Sleep (Premix)

@rourkery Ahh they know me so well! Currently drinking this and thinking of you (in a non-creepy way)!

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"I'll take that with a twist..." - @lukekarrys