Horse wang by special request

So I just helped ejaculate a horse and then felt up his balls TGIF.

Jimmy John's sells large pickles.

Jealous???

Almost no one dressed up but I was a huge hit! Esp my shoes :)

It's costume day at school!

And finally, I trimmed its footsies! I think I'm officially a sheep vet now.

Then, I restrained the sheep

First, I wrestled the sheep

AWESOME.

Studying for tomorrow's clin path exam woo woo

Gameday insanity.. Gators are hungry, any VOLUNTEERS?

Gameday insanity.. Gators are hungry, any VOLUNTEERS?

SEPARATE WAYS BITCHES

About to see Journey from this vantage point!

Room service Pez anyone?

Big money no whammies

Omg omg omg OMG

My friend Caroline is having a beach wedding and sent out the coolest invitations ever!

I'm sorry but the prospect of a ROAMING clown does not = entertaining to me