It's official... I'm married to my job.

Hiking in Malibu. Anyone know what kind of plant/flower this is?

I am SO sick of looking at apartments & listings. This is madness (& there are more pages)...

If u're gonna insult us, @ least get it right. It shld rd 'Don't Tweet.'

Try telling me this KFC doesn't creep you out.

Craigslist ad (no joke) - Job: 'Part-time water cooler supervisor. For only few hrs wkly we're offering a one time opportunity.'

Look what accompanied my breakfast this AM. :)

Sm ppl get under my skin. I mean, REALLY piss me off. This dude & ppl like him make me sick.

Dear Cafe101/101 Coffee Shop, this is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Consider this a favor. You're welcome.

Pres Roger Brown spkg today @ the annual Berklee Alum #NAMM Brunch (Fairmont, Santa Monica).

Sarah Palin... or Parah Salin? LOL Sent to me by a friend.

Sooo, they already have Valentine's Day stuff out. This shld be against the law.

For yrs, bn convinced Santa'll come alive & kill me. Othr night, man wlkg arnd in Santa suit near booth. Nrly died frm shock

So, do sports analysts need big microphones to feel more manly?

My cat is obsessed w/Animal Planet. Hard to see, but he's curled in a blanket watching here.

Have YOU voted yet? #ivoted!

Oh, yes I did. Cluless (film) inspired baby tee pulled out of storage. Circa... 1995?

Unibroue Trois Pistoles... Nom nom...

Daisy the zen pup sun bathing at a swanky dog beach... (she'll be spitting sand for a while. LOL...)

Dear McDonalds... You are despicable. How could you post signs like this in front of animals at the LA County Fair? #disgusting