Create your own David Cameron poster - here\'s one I made earlier.

Who owns this celebrity head?

Why am I so good at finding ridiculous things in shops?

This is happening about a five minute walk from my house. Why don't they just chill out and hit McDonalds?

The most ridiculous/brilliant positioning of two shop section signs ever! Costcutters, Blackheath Village. @blackheathbugle

This is possibly the greatest thing I've ever done. It happened somewhere in the midlands, yesterday....

Page3.com goldfish given to me by Stunna Peta Todd. Names: LT Shiny Sides and Briefcase Mong @james__buckley

Who wouldn't want to own this?