@KatharineBenj I know what you mea, I saw this photo and died a little

Hard life.

@Itsallaboutcake I had no idea any of this was still going on, how brilliant! This is the same as the console I have -

@cralch

@nicklocking although, we will always have this

Crappest email EVER.

@absofacto

@WalsallCouncil can't remember much, but here's me and my sister celebrating the Silver Jubilee at home in Cheslyn Hay

@thameswater Has anyone been to this leak? It's still exactly the same

South Bank

666 Loved tracks. The 666th was Lessmi by DPONY. Does that mean Noel is my new demonic overlord?

WHAT. A BITCH.

Lots of people in bikinis spamming me lately. Here's another one! What have I done to attract these weirdos?

This person just started following me. Now, call me picky, but I just don't feel like following back based on that bio.

@chrisphin Futurama knows - it's the EyePhone -

2011 isn't even finished and there's valentines cards in John Lewis already. Ridiculous.

windscreen-frost graffiti reaches worrying new levels of obscenity in Willesden Green #NW2

And I even got Chris and the beautiful @Zambri girls to scribble on my made-up pass, hehe!

Blimey, I'm a right mixed bag this week

nothing happening so far. #festivalawards