More Halfords than Habitat.
666 Loved tracks. The 666th was Lessmi by DPONY. Does that mean Noel is my new demonic overlord?
WHAT. A BITCH.
Lots of people in bikinis spamming me lately. Here's another one! What have I done to attract these weirdos?
This person just started following me. Now, call me picky, but I just don't feel like following back based on that bio.
@chrisphin Futurama knows - it's the EyePhone -
2011 isn't even finished and there's valentines cards in John Lewis already. Ridiculous.
windscreen-frost graffiti reaches worrying new levels of obscenity in Willesden Green #NW2
And I even got Chris and the beautiful @Zambri girls to scribble on my made-up pass, hehe!
Blimey, I'm a right mixed bag this week
nothing happening so far. #festivalawards
@Markus_Serious I always have at least four or five lighters on the go at any one time. always prepared!
Men! Never ever ever ever do this -
YES! My @dadatrash album from the Kickstarter came today!
@RealBobMortimer here he is, he was called Willie
I'm on one of the new Met Line trains! #exciting #youcantellihaventgotthetubeforagescantyou
Chaps digging up the pavement are not making for a relaxing evening.
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