@Markus_Serious I always have at least four or five lighters on the go at any one time. always prepared!

Men! Never ever ever ever do this -

YES! My @dadatrash album from the Kickstarter came today!

@RealBobMortimer here he is, he was called Willie

@Infernal_Racket

I'm on one of the new Met Line trains! #exciting #youcantellihaventgotthetubeforagescantyou

Chaps digging up the pavement are not making for a relaxing evening.

@marcusgalley

Excellent rainbows over Willesden Green!

@hollyjunesmith we can very easily e bribed with cake. We were today, in fact!

Beautiful sky over Willesden Green tonight #NW2

not only have they married me off, they've actually written my name in a West Midlands accent

this sign is permanently up - you could be waiting for hours!

by far my favourite shop on Kilburn High Road. I love that the outside hasn't been touched for years.

three years later!

Rogue pound shop tries a different approach #Kilburn #wheresthebargain

this ginger beer tastes like the inside of one of my nan's cupboards.