Parking like real pros!

How does Lock My Screen get approved in the first place? http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lock-my-screen/id451432871?mt=8 who falls for these reviews?

Interesting ad by @kelloggschool on the @harvardbiz blogs site

Way to go on the Acer tablet display: no wifi connections to use means a pretty useless device for demos

Jerk

Sitting out under the shade of a tree, enjoying the nice weather for once.

This is happening

Found this when I opened my luggage to unpack. It's a good thing I snuck all my contraband in my carry on.

I may be killing myself, but it's going to be worth it

No! The closest @starbucks is not in the airport! Also, the only McDonald's is in another terminal. #firstworldproblems

Wtf happened to the top of Google mobile?

Thanks for 3G, AT&T, but what if I wanted to make a call?

.@McCarron I wanted to find out more abt Throwback Doritos, but apparently this still happens on the Internet #lamesauce

Not liking this #weather

Dixie just came in from the rain. This will be repeated several times today.

Apparently the USPS is now sending adults their own "good stuff" boxes, just like the ones I got in college every fall

@krustyedturds #fuckyeahcaffeine

4/1 11:11 and I'm just messing around on Facebook