Matt Leys


Just a jealous socialist who can't afford to play golf

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Just having a nervous breakdown in M&S sock dept

Fit like it was tailored for me. Which isn't easy when you're 6'5". And the wool...

This is why the Martin Beck novels are the best books about coppers ever written

Yeah so just found a massive dead pike in the woods. As you do.

Seen in White Stuff

I can't wait! #fun #inclusive #russell

It's here!

Gave my 7yo a notebook earlier, and now it says this inside. A small corrective to the ugliness in the world tonight

Has someone done a version of this yet?

They've chosen a particularly chilling illustration


Sparky's on the river

Sparky's on the tube

The zoo really need to have a word with the hippos about online security

David bloody Beckham.

How do

Yes, best kept at arm's length

I'll think they'll find this leads to more people "leaving the Twitter experience"