Matt Leys

@mattleys

Just a jealous socialist who can't afford to play golf

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David Hockney on WH Auden: "If that's what his face is like, imagine what his scrotum looks like"

So this is a thing in our house now...

A goal was scored

Cora just got this in her YoYo. IT'S A SIGN.

My phone is VERY keen I don't miss this *irons sash*

I'd prop this up just at the corner of the goal

Big story in the current issue of Awake!

Ikea have some handy tips on how to eat crisps

Shocked how few books I have left but any of these you're welcome to

Is it 'headline Glastonbury'?

Algerie!

How do?

Oh dear, BBC

PUB QUIZ ROUND. We thought we'd done okay here, but apparently 6A isn't Kramer Vs Kramer

Azerbaijan. Oh, fuck off.

hey why did u ignore this demo #bias #ukip