For anyone medically minded or just obsessed with poo this is ACE!

Does this mean I can call myself a 'best-selling' writer? #ClutchingAtStraws #DazzlingDarkness

I know Dazzling Darkness is a bit rare but HOW MUCH??!? Must be signed by JK Rowling or summat ;)

Am I in good company here or not? #dazzlingdarkness #hitchens

Little poster done by St Denys Bookshop for the launch of my book Dazzling Darkness on Nov 6th. Do come along!

There's been Jazz talk at #synod. Check out Thelonius Monk's advice to his horn player. Brilliant stuff.

For some reason artists keep asking to paint me. V odd. Me in vicar mode - with Wittgenstein! What do you think?

A painting someone made of me. They asked to do it. I love it. You?

What's this 'May the Forth' thing about? Do folk have some bewildering affection for bridges? Well, if so, enjoy

I guess today's recession news proves that life really is just a bag of flavoured sherbet #doubledip

#Zombies, #Church, #Easter...what's not to love??

I don't do cute cats as a rule, but this is just awwwwww

This was @JoelMcIver and me warming up for the All-Manchester Gurning Championship. Good times :D

Me hanging out with Johnny Marr. He let me do a shred all over that guitar :D

If I were to jump faiths I think I'd go for Shinto - because of this hat. Christianity has insufficient hats.

This is simply magnificent. Viva la revolution! Fanks to @JoelMcIver for drawing my attention to it

@robmcauslan @JudgeDewie imagine getting this bad boy out of the system

Not quite sure *how* Jesus could use these three (well nowt I can publish)...suggestions? ;P

Apologies to @Merl_Alderslade for taking so long. my mum's shaky photo work I'm afraid! Hope you don't hate it!!

Love how much Gandalf looks like Rowan Williams in the final bit of Return of the King. :)