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2 days ago from Twittelator
 Holy. Shit. Most hilariously awkward moment in a movie award goes to this awesome guy.
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4 days ago from Twittelator
 Why don't I have this affect on men?
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4 days ago from Twittelator
 Yorkie cuddles.
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4 days ago from Twittelator
 Austin food rocks!!
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4 days ago from Twittelator
 Karaoke komplicated.
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5 days ago from Twittelator
 Betsy Ross, dad and shadow.
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5 days ago from Twittelator
 My niece as Betsy Ross next to Frida Kahlo, who incidentally looked hysterical up close.
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5 days ago from Twittelator
 This is the wall where I charge my cell when I sleep at my niece's house. Very unsure about what to do now.
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13 days ago from Twittelator
 Its almost as if every morning I wake up open my front door and just chuck my 400 dollar iPhone across the street.
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20 days ago from Twittelator
 Eating my first ever popcorn ball. I feel like I'm eating a styrafoam baseball.
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25 days ago from Twittelator
 Woke in a twin bed to this view. Cute!
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28 days ago from Twittelator
 My parent's cat, baceton, in a picture that may suggest that he is quadriplegic, but is just chilling in a hilarious way.
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30 days ago from Twittelator
 Why my parents have money taped to the wall is a mystery because this isn't a Chinese restaurant and that isnt the first dollar they made.
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30 days ago from Twittelator
 Beginning stages of great guacamole. Not eating is not an option.
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30 days ago from Twittelator
 Right before I made the hole in the ozone a litttle bigger by spraying this mutant to death. It was fucking huge.
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32 days ago from Twittelator
 This can't be good.
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32 days ago from Twittelator
 Pit stop.
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33 days ago from Twittelator
 I'm tired of saying, "oh I used to be able to play a few Hole songs." OK, I'm relearning this and sticking to it.
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36 days ago from Twittelator
 Lemon snowcone it is.
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37 days ago from Twittelator
 For your information - everyone cares what I had for lunch.
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