Black hampster...do you have car insurance?? @bennyhayford #wearenotracist

#slutty #legacy @princessskris

Ames doesnt even know what just happened. @matthewsmary #whitegirlwasted

Pulled this out of my jean shorts...apparently I support my school when I'm drunk and steal shit.#jesus #someonestopme

Din din at applebees with boozen and @knallz #3some

Found this gem from Friday night...glad I remember it..oh wait.#blackout @emilyneubauer @kimhunstad

Off to the hotel. My mom is high maintenance. #edina

Taking shots by myself. #winning

Haha yesss!! An amazing end to the night. Ps: friends with benefits is amazin!! @kimhunstad @matthewsmary @princessskris

Packing sucksss...can't wait to get out of 503 #dueces

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?? How is this physically possible? #massive

The world is coming to its senses.#bouttime #platypuses4eva

Guess we know what @kimhunstad and I are doing on Monday....#yuck #minimumwageatitsfinest

Best friend + grill fest + cake + packing + country music = one hell of a Friday night!!! #yeahbuddy

Sleeping beauty @kimhunstad #ohprecious #fried #she'sstillcute

"Maybe she just really likes Easter?" -megbeg #eggmcmuffin #soccermom

This just says "I'm having a really bad day" @matthewsmary

Missing my cute nugget, Lil Beans #sassy

Might be one of the best creations ever.#platypusesstolemyheart #diehardfan

Oh hello Asia!! #givemeyourfood #slantyeyes