he really is using the garbage can as a table to eat his food. #vomit

@Disneyland magic mcan make you walk on water

well that's good to know!

Holy canolis! i just met HENRY FUKKING ROLLINS @amoeba #recordstoreday

@CocaCola the breakfast of champions, and, or opening managers...

holy shit! i can't believe i forgot to post this picture!!! i <333 him!

#omnomnomnom

bacon pancakes! flappyjacks FTW!!!

"yeah, i roadied for metallica. speed of sound tour"

zippy the pinhead lives! check the slope of the forehead & haircut! lol! also not his sweet purse! #facepalm

swear to gawd, these people just flock to me...

who let robin hood out of jolly olde england?

#in-n-out is the meaning of life...and you east coasters don't get any! bwahahahaaa!

nancy always does a great job on my nails! #tigersblood #winning

i have marked my territory...it has remained in chris' car since he bought it :) ("and i haven't thrown it away, either"~chris)

#r2d2 mickey ears FTW!

chris kicked my ass at toy story mania

guess what we're going to see ;p

glazed holes...pop'em!

#fortunecookie chris says the next that that propositions me will get punched in the face