"mom, we all know...just come out of the closet, already..."

in case u thought i was exaggerating abt the smoke & smell~they brought this thing to clear out my house...

my wake up call from edison...no, this wasn't my fault & it wasn't overloaded...it was their fault&yes it was on fire. fkn assholes

FIVE laker flags & i caught the owner inside the am/pm wearing THREE lakers lanyards. I don't know why she doesn't just get a billboard that says "kobe plz rape me"...

a crate of milk weighs 60lbs. i strongly advise against catching flesh underneath 1~it fkn hurts

i'm kinda likng this dodge caliber...looks like a ride car at disneyland...

i don't even wanna know what this is...

store keys? i haz dem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not really...

i wonder how much they want for that???

@blakeshelton:he's wearing chucks...and trying to catch a ladybug...

i fkn

oh the things i find in my dads backyard...yes, that's a sunfaded #saints bowlingball all the way out here in cali

but...she already IS a boob...

oh tweaker walmart...thx for the hat comedy...

aaand...this weeks nails...yay nails!

have a FUN PARTY WITH BEANS!!!

big paws...i haz dem!

terriyaki pork tenderloin w @CocaCola blackberry glaze. of course it's delicious...I made it...

the meat at f&e is so fresh we have to catch it!