OffBeatMammal

@OffBeatMammal

Born naked and crying I somehow made to where I am today. Clothed and confused.

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that's patently absurd :)

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Bessies back mount

  • 42 days ago via site
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Barrel#1, Batch#1 Bourbon and American Whiskey join White Dog and Peabody Jones #fb

Bourbon for breakfast!

So... Diesel decided to make his own cone of shame. #fb

Objects in the mirror need barking at...

Rhiannon made her hair pretty for Halloween :-)

Krispy Creme :-)

#hfcs nightmare. Reimagined maple syrup for the cancer generation #fail #fb

For years man dreamed of flying. Now I think nothing of commuting to work each week looking down on the clouds #fb

Diesel discovered the joy of coconuts...

This hotel is really challenging my fear of heights! #fb

Look at my weiner ... Guess I won't be running for mayor of NYC anytime soon :-)

I love this self portrait my daughter did

Man, I'm high... And I've not even had breakfast yet!

Walking over the taxi way at Denver airport. Kinda cool!

Home aging kit from Woodinville Whiskey Co ... And another bottle of Peabody Jones :-)